Stay Golden, South Park

Imagine the sass of Sophia with the voice of Eric Cartman. Terrifying? Yes. Necessary? Also yes. This coaster is for those who like their comedy unfiltered, their grandmas unhinged, and their drinks sitting atop pure pop culture chaos. Golden Girls, but make it South Park — where Blanche probably runs the strip club and Dorothy’s teaching detention. 

This coaster has more attitude than a Blanche one-liner and a Cartman tantrum combined. Sit your drink down and let the chaos commence.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4