Low-Cal Sass, Full-Cal Attitude

For the bitch who’s almost polite. This coaster is for those moments when you’re holding back just enough not to get fired, dumped, or arrested. Serving passive-aggressive charm with a wink, a smirk, and absolutely no apologies. Because sometimes you’re not the whole problem… just the artificially sweetened version.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4