Six Mil and Some Change

Because clearly, your problems can’t be solved with a hug and a latte. This sassy little square sums it up perfectly: “Long story short, I need six million dollars & 79 cents.” That 79 cents isn’t negotiable, babe — we’ve got taxes, trauma, and probably a parking ticket. Slap this on your coaster and manifest the hell out of your delusional financial goals.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4