Delicately Foul-Mouthed

This isn’t your grandma’s housewife—unless your grandma cussed out the PTA with flawless diction and a martini in hand. This vintage vixen isn’t spewing filth; she’s reciting it like she’s auditioning for the Queen’s Speech. Every F-bomb is delivered with poise, posture, and a perfectly arched brow. She’s not here to tone it down—she’s here to articulate the profanity so clearly, even Siri takes notes. Sip your drink, shut your mouth, and let the lady educate you on how to swear with style.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4