Oscar-Worthy Bullshit

For anyone out here smiling through chaos, panic, and internal screams—this coaster’s your damn trophy. You’ve earned this Academy Award in Emotional Suppression for nodding politely when you actually want to throat-punch someone. Cheers to looking composed while everything burns. Set your drink down on this bad boy and keep acting like it’s all totally fine.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4