Get Your Kid Away From Me

For the antisocial auntie, the cranky grandpa, or just anyone who didn’t sign up for snack time and screaming—this coaster says what you’re too polite (or hungover) to shout: “Get your kids away from me.” It’s the perfect resting place for your drink and your dwindling patience.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4