Free Agent with No Chill

Freshly divorced, thriving, and absolutely not here to knit. This coaster’s for the badass who’s done crying and is now hunting down the D like it’s a goddamn Olympic sport. Sip, slay, and slide that drink over — you’ve got bigger things to handle.

“Where your drink (and your standards) proudly rest.”

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4