High-Class Hellhole

Oh look, you’ve wandered into an establishment with standards—wipe your damn feet and don’t embarrass yourself. This coaster isn’t just a surface protector, it’s a goddamn warning label. Sip your drink, keep your pinky out, and remember: just because you’re at home doesn’t mean you get to act like a raccoon in a dumpster fire. Class it up—or get out.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4