Moo-D Swingin’ and Salon Ready

This fabulous shag beast didn’t come to chew cud and be basic. With a mane that says “I pay more for highlights than you pay in rent,” this Highland cow is your new spirit animal.

Whether it’s a bad day, a bold mood, or just an excuse to give side-eye, this coaster is here to remind everyone:

I’m cute, I’m hairy, and I’ll charge your ass if provoked.

Great for tables, desks, and dramatic declarations of rural glam.