Have the Day You Deserve

Looks cheerful, feels like a threat. This deceptively sunny little number is for the moments when you want to be polite… but not too polite.

Whether they deserve a day full of rainbows or a flat tire and a lukewarm latte, this coaster covers all karmic outcomes.

Gift it to a friend, an ex, your boss—or just keep it handy for daily emotional support. Because nothing says “f**k around and find out” quite like a passive-aggressive sunflower.