Don’t Be a Hippo-Twatamus

Sweet. Squishy. Slightly offensive. This polite little warning is here to keep the vibes high and the assholery low. Perfect for coworkers, houseguests, or that one friend who always brings the drama and none of the wine.

Put this baby on your table and let it do the emotional labor for you.

Because kindness is free, but so is sarcasm

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4