Technically a Salad — It Had Tomatoes and Everything

For the person who tried to be healthy but ended up in the comforting arms of cheesy, carby goodness. This coaster is a cheeky reminder that intentions are good, but sometimes your taste buds have other plans. Perfect for the person who ordered a “salad” to feel better about themselves, only to realize it was a pizza in disguise. Because let’s be real—when it comes down to it, nothing beats pizza.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the pizza-to-salad ratio remains undeniable.