Sorry, Not Sorry, But I’ll Take the Wine

When someone’s giving you stink-eye for something you probably did but can’t be bothered to remember—channel Stassi f**king Schroeder.

This coaster captures the moment she walked into SUR, got hit with Sheena’s side-eye, and still ordered a Pinot like the unbothered legend she is.

Perfect for anyone who’s done absolutely nothing wrong (allegedly), but still deserves the best pour in the damn house.

Sip. Stare. Repeat.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the “wine first, talk later” attitude is always strong.