Kohl’s Cash & Complete Confusion

Welcome to the Twilight Zone of retail, where your $10 off only works on Tuesdays, if Mercury’s in retrograde, and you sacrificed a goddamn chicken. Nothing makes me question reality like being handed fake money that expires faster than a carton of milk. What in the corporate hellscape is even happening here?

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4