Above My Paygrade Coaster

For the person who’s perfected the art of politely dodging responsibility with a smile and a shrug. This coaster is for those moments when you’re asked to take on the impossible and you respond with a gracious, “Not today, Satan.” Ideal for anyone who’s had to master the delicate balance between doing just enough and being a bit too honest about their limits. Gift it to your favorite employee, coworker, or anyone who knows that the real skill is knowing when to gracefully pass the buck.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the expertise in avoiding extra work is always on point.