Kohl’s Cash Chaos

What in the half-off, buy-one-get-two, “expires next Tuesday but maybe not” kinda witchcraft is this?! Nothing screams unhinged energy like trying to use $5 in Kohl’s Cash on a $4.97 clearance bra while wearing your entire wardrobe at once. Fashion? No. A fucking journey. Bless this hot mess and her reward points.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4