Panic At The Desk-O

Because calm is overrated and who doesn’t love a little existential dread with their morning coffee? This coaster is your desk’s way of saying, “I see your meltdown, and I raise you dark humor.” Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the delicate art of appearing functional while quietly spiraling. Gift it to your favorite anxious coworker—or keep it yourself, because let’s face it, your workspace wouldn’t recognize serenity if it tripped over it.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the sarcasm will always be spot-on.