Protect the Damn Table

Finally, a coaster that says what every mom, grandma, and clean freak has been thinking since the dawn of coffee rings. No more passive-aggressive sighs or side-eyes—this one spells it out loud and f*cking clear: Don’t. Fuck. Up. The. Furniture.

Perfect for your savage bestie, your perpetually coaster-less roommate, or anyone who needs a not-so-subtle reminder to respect the goddamn end table.

Because “Please” sounds nicer when it’s yelling at you.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4