Wanted: A Coaster Who Gives a Damn (Found One)

Listen, they can’t even get folks to show up—so don’t expect them to care about water rings either. That’s why this coaster exists: to do the one job no one else will. It’s reliable, underpaid, and won’t ghost your drink mid-shift. Set your cup here. Someone’s gotta have work ethic around this place.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4