Overthinking Is Cardio

For the person who knows that genius often comes with a side of way too much thinking. This coaster is for those who can’t help but overanalyze every situation, idea, and decision—because, obviously, it’s the only way to reach perfection, right? Perfect for anyone who’s spent more time pondering their next move than actually making it. It’s a humorous nod to those who share a brilliant mind and, unfortunately, the tendency to spiral into endless what-ifs. You’re not just overthinking—you’re strategizing (or so you tell yourself).

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the overthinking genius energy remains unfiltered.