Giveashitometer: Broken Since Birth

This coaster’s not here for your drama, your decaf, or your damn condensation. It’s here to hold your drink while you silently (or not-so-silently) flip off the world. The giveashitometer has spoken—zero fucks detected. Place your cup here and carry on not caring with style and zero surface damage.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4