The Golden Seuss

Would you like some cheesecake here or there? Would you like it with sass and a death glare? Blanche in pearls, Rose in a daze, Sophia’s got burns for daysss. And Dorothy? She’s just trying to finish one damn sentence. This coaster is for the friend who talks in rhymes and roasts — and always brings the wine.

One sass, two sass, old sass, new sass — set your drink here, smart-ass.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the charm, color, and whimsy remain ever-present.