Glitter, Rage, & Zero Fucks

Ever seen a unicorn flip the bird with both hooves while smirking like it just quit its job via glitter bomb? Now you have.

This coaster is for the beautifully unhinged, the delightfully defiant, and anyone who lives by one rule: I do what the f**k I want.

Set it down next to your drink, your journal, or your ex’s toothbrush for legal reasons. Because sometimes self-care looks like sparkles and straight-up anarchy.