The Ultimate ‘Just Me and My Two Beers’ Moment

Congratulations! You’ve just been disrespected by a random person who thought your driveway was just a fancy place to turn around. Now, you’re standing there like a sad beer aficionado with two open bottles, no company, and that one expression that says, “Is this my life now?” Your neighbor’s probably judging you from their perfectly manicured lawn, but at least you’ve got the beers—technically, you’re still winning, right? Take a swig, because your driveway’s never looked this lonely. Cheers to midlife crises and awkward social interactions!

Note: No beers were wasted in the making of this awkward situation. Enjoy your solitude. Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4