Need To Be Dramatic Coaster

Introducing the coaster for the person who treats minor inconveniences like award-winning tragedies. Ideal for those whose coping mechanism includes theatrical sighs, eye rolls, and a mandatory five-minute monologue. Perfect as a passive-aggressive gift or a playful reminder that life’s inconveniences deserve their own spotlight moment. Because, let’s face it, healing isn’t complete without a full-on dramatic performance first.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the drama remains Oscar-worthy.