I Was Told There Would Be Drinking

Perfect for weddings, book clubs, baby showers, work events, and every other godforsaken social obligation where the only thing getting you through is the promise of a stiff pour. This design delivers disappointment in bold vintage font—because you didn’t get dressed for juice boxes.

Ideal for alcohol enthusiasts, brunch loyalists, and the “fun aunt” energy you try to maintain after three glasses of wine.

Here for a good time. Not your dry-ass party

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4