The Real Housewife of Mar-a-Lago

This coaster captures Elon in his final form: Trump’s lapdog in a fucking Easter pageant dress, serving “yes daddy” energy with a side of constitutional collapse. Perfect for your next drink when you’re watching the world burn and muttering “not my circus, not my Space Karen.”

 Because your drink deserves a throne just as delusional. This coaster has more spine than he does.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4