Not a snack. More like… expired leftovers with attitude

For when your looks might not win any awards, but your brutally honest, unfiltered personality definitely will. This coaster is a proud declaration that while you might not be gracing magazine covers, you’re definitely gracing everyone around you with a solid dose of sarcasm and a no-nonsense attitude. Perfect for the person who knows that it’s not about beauty, it’s about letting the world know exactly how you feel—loud, unvarnished, and totally unapologetic. It’s a reminder that while you might not be everyone’s cup of tea, you sure as hell aren’t their stale water either.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the attitude is always top-tier.