First Lady of Fuckery

Elon’s out here looking like he’s ready to redecorate the White House in pink vinyl and shattered dreams. Perfect for resting your cocktail while you cackle at the absurdity of it all. Because if you’re gonna lose brain cells, it better be from booze — not from whatever this man’s doing.

Protect your table. Humiliate a billionaire.Your drink deserves better. Elon doesn’t.

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