The Most Savage Pickup Line Ever

For when “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” just isn’t aggressive enough. This coaster is brutally honest, wildly inappropriate, and guaranteed to leave your drink resting on pure, unfiltered chaos. Not for the faint of heart—or the easily offended.

Where your drink goes when you’re tired of people’s shit.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4