Because Full Effort is so Last Season

For the days when you’ve decided to embrace your inner sloth and give zero effort—but still with a bit of flair. This coaster is for those who understand that sometimes, the best thing you can do is just… nothing. Like that G in “lasagna”—it’s there, it serves a purpose, but does anyone really notice? Perfect for the days when you’re fully committed to being unproductive but still somehow look like you’re doing something. It’s lazy, it’s honest, and it’s downright relatable.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the level of uselessness is absolutely on point.