Group Text My Ass

For the antisocial sasshole who’d rather fake their own death than attend a potluck. This no-nonsense design is a floral fuck-you to forced social interaction, awkward small talk, and the human need for community. A must-have for your coaster, wall, or personal space bubble.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4