Drive Safe. Hide the Bodies.

Sure, you love your family—but if Karen breathes near your cup one more time, there’s gonna be a “brake failure.” Let this coaster take the hit while you fantasize about a one-way trip to peace and fucking quiet. Park your drink right here, rage silently, and remember: it’s called a coaster, not a confession.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4