Antisocial, Not Sorry

Look, if cats can vanish the second someone knocks, why can’t I? But nooo, when I do it, I’m “rude” and “antisocial.” Whatever, Janet. This coaster is for the selectively social—those of us who’d rather chill under the bed than make small talk with strangers. Judge all you want, my drink is staying right here with me.

For your drink. Not your guests.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4