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For the person who knows their limits—and also knows that those limits are easily crossed if there’s a fun time involved. This coaster is for anyone who’s had one too many nights of “I’ll never drink again” and learned that it’s all about the conditions. You’re only in for the next round if there’s an exciting post-party or a guarantee that the hangover will at least be worth it. Perfect for the person who’s 100% committed to self-control… until a good time comes along.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the promise of self-restraint is always questionable.