Not Built for Hell’s Climate

This coaster speaks the truth: one whiff of outside air and suddenly you’re repenting, hydrating, and googling “how to turn your life around in 24 hours.” It’s not that you fear hell—it’s just… you sweat too easily and don’t look cute when melting. Perfect for anyone who’s spiritually chaotic but heat-intolerant. Set your drink down and stay hydrated, sinner.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4