Meal-Obsessed & Emotionally Repressed

Not like other girls? Damn right. This one has a full-blown dinner strategy by 1:00 PM and isn’t afraid to base her entire personality around it. While the rest of the world is spiraling, you’re over here mentally taste-testing three sauces and pre-grieving your last bite. This coaster is for the food-obsessed queen who may not have her life together—but she sure as hell knows what’s for dinner.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4