Professional Sufferer

Because paying to run 26.2 miles on purpose just screams “I’m thriving.” This one’s for the endurance junkies who looked at life, said “too chill,” and decided chafing, lost toenails, and pre-dawn long runs were the answer. Slap this on a coaster so everyone knows your drink belongs to a certified masochist with a medal rack and a warped sense of fun.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4