But Who’s Counting?! 🍻

For the person who’s technically not lying, but let’s be real, that one “beer” was probably more like five human-sized ones. This coaster is perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of pretending to be sober while fully embracing the spirit of a dog’s wild, carefree drinking habits. Ideal for the person who believes that quantity doesn’t matter, as long as you’re having a good time. It’s a fun reminder that sometimes, you just need to laugh at your own bad decisions—and your “one” drink.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the “just one” excuse will always hold strong.