Put That Shit Down (Properly)

For the rare moment you stop double-fisting drinks long enough to set one down—this coaster’s got your back. It’s not here to judge your hydration habits (or lack thereof), just to make sure your table doesn’t end up looking like your life: full of stains, regrets, and condensation rings. Cheers, bitch.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4