Anxiety in Feathers

This chicken looks like it just read your browser history and cannot unsee it. Eyes wide, beak tight, and fully in the throes of an existential meltdown, this bird is one emotional support incident away from losing it entirely. It’s giving “ran out of meds three days ago but still showed up to the party.” Perfect for anyone who’s ever screamed internally in a Target aisle or panic-laughed through a Zoom call. Put your drink down and let this unhinged poultry speak your truth—loud, twitchy, and one cluck away from a breakdown.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4