Unhinged and Unapologetic

This flaming ball of feathered chaos isn’t trying to hide anything—especially not the crazy. With eyes wide like they just licked an outlet and a beak mid-screech, this bird is the official mascot of “I said what I said.” This coaster screams, yes I’m loud, yes I’m dramatic, and no I will not calm down. Put your drink down next to this feathery menace and embrace your inner meltdown, because subtlety is for amateurs and therapy is too expensive.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4