Columbia House is My Credit Score’s Origin Story

Ah yes, the OG scam of our youth: 12 CDs for a penny, followed by eternal debt and a lifetime of dodging collections. This coaster is a tribute to the bad financial decisions that shaped us—and the bangers we got out of it. Set your drink down here and toast to every mailbox mix tape you never paid for.

Where your drink rests on the grave of your first delinquent account.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4