Domestic Bliss, My Ass

Ah yes, the picture-perfect 1950s housewife—smiling sweetly while fantasizing about stabbing someone with the turkey carving knife. This retro beauty is here to remind everyone that behind every home-cooked meal is a woman quietly muttering, “You ungrateful assholes better eat every damn bite.”

Perfect for anyone who’s ever hosted a dinner, bit their tongue, and still made mashed potatoes from scratch like a fucking hero.

Add this coaster to your table and let it scream what your inner monologue’s been shouting for years.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4