Angry Spud Energy

This tater didn’t come to play—he came to tate and take names. He’s got the dead stare of a vegetable who’s seen too much, been fried too often, and now he’s pointing fingers. Judgmental? Absolutely. Intimidating? Only if carbs scare you. He’s the starchy side-eye you didn’t ask for but definitely deserved.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4