Emotionally Bankrupt Trash Panda

This moody little raccoon has had enough of everyone’s bullshit. With a cigarette dangling from its mouth, deadpan eyes, and zero motivation, this anti-mascot of burnout and bad habits is the perfect spirit animal for when you’re tired, jaded, and running on caffeine, spite, and unaddressed trauma. Perfect for anyone who’s been described as “too sarcastic” by HR.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4