Built Like a Snack, Bitch

This ain’t your diet’s dream. It’s a loud, proud, sugar-coated slap in the face. “THICKER THAN A SNICKER” stacked like your curves, framed like it’s ready to fight anyone who says “you sure you wanna eat that?” You’re not just a snack—you’re the whole damn candy aisle.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4