Rock Bottom, But Make It Selective

Sure, life’s a flaming pile of nope—but at least you’re not dragging around a set of Chevy keys like a poor decision on wheels. This vintage-inspired gem pairs that “barely hanging on” energy with a smug little twist. Cream text. Blue background. Zero apologies.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4