Full-Body Chill & Zero Chill

It’s 47 degrees and suddenly I’m hoarding wrapping paper, baking emotional support cookies, and screaming “Merry Christmas” at strangers. This coaster is for the moms who feel one cold breeze and go straight into peppermint-fueled panic. Is it dramatic? Absolutely. But so is raising feral children in a frozen hellscape with a smile and a glittery wreath. Drink up—it’s freezing and you’ve earned it.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4