Hi, I’m the Problem. It’s Me.

This coaster isn’t for the faint of heart—or the sober. It’s a brutally honest icebreaker for anyone who’s ever cried in a Chili’s bathroom or poured wine into a coffee mug at 10am “just to take the edge off.” Your sad alcoholic name? Oh honey, it’s literally just… you. No alter ego. No clever pun. Just raw, unfiltered, legally-named chaos. Cheers, babe. You’ve earned it.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4